1. Me-"Hey kitty kat. Naw, you're so cute" *scratches his head* "You know, I'm going to be living with you next year!"
*Cat instantly
dramatic prairie dogs toward Ashley*
2. *watching Back to the Future 2 for the first time*
"Damn, Marty's kid is a.... weiner!"
*on-screen* Marty- "Man, my kid is a weiner!"
3. Ashely's friend James- "Damn it iTunes, as
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